Clangclang is the sound made by one sword meeting another. Clangclang is the secret thrill that a modern civilized non-violent tree-hugging hippie feels when watching people try to kill each other with sharp objects. Clangclang is slow-motion montages and bombastic scores. Clangclang is a 4-disc Director’s Cut with 30 minutes of extra violence. Clangclang is Sparta. Clangclang unleashes hell. Clangclang is a Jedi like its father before it. Clangclang was broken but has been remade. Clangcang advises Prince Humperdinck to drop. his. sword. Clangclang is always entertained. Clangclang turns awful things into beautiful things and makes us feel alive. We love clangclang.